literally tragic how many men out there have naturally beautiful wave/curl patterns in their hair but they’ve never seen them bc they keep their hair too short…. a cruel fate
I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny
I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser
That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”.
when i was like seven in earth years my sisters and i used to get real bad nose bleeds in the winter and we would collect the blood in balls of clay then we would bury them in the yard by the barn so they would be safe and in the summer we could throw them on the side of the barn and make red flower shapes, but then my dog ate them and choked on the clay balls and died :/